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blasster:
war-lesbian:
war-lesbian:
“Won’t” is the boldest fucking contraction like it really Did That. Just went for it, no shame.
Will Not took one look at Don’t and thought yeah baby need me some of that
Do you want us to say Wiln’t
no mr bond i expect you to die

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everythingfox:

Very distinguished

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monstersandmaw:

worldwithoutmiracles:
legsdemandias:
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legsdemandias:
This hack will save your teeth: there are no “right” and “wrong” times to brush your teeth.
It gets in your head that you brush after eating when you wake up and when you go to sleep. Yeah that’s all well and good, but those are times that don’t have a lot of motivation and control…So just…brush your teeth at a different time.
You go to the bathroom in the middle of the day and are like “I should brush my teeth” DO IT!!!! Don’t listen to the other half of that sentence that says “shit but it’s not the right time”
I don’t care if you’re about to eat, or get coffee, or whatever.
If you are there and you want to…do it.
Honestly this hack will solve most of problems. Just stop assigning meaningless “right” and “wrong” to tasks and start saying “I can pretty much do whatever I want whenever I want and society and its expectations don’t really matter to me”.
If there’s no barrier in the first place you don’t have to get over it.
huge ADHD hack. if you can get over the “all or nothing”, moralizing, judging aspect of every action you “should” take, you’ll discover you can get more done than you expect.
I’m a big fan of the 2 PM shower. spend a whole morning feeling lazy and guilty, then just decide to start the day over again, even if it is lunchtime.
you can always begin again. any hour, any moment can be the beginning. you can choose that. the clock doesn’t run you, you run the clock
you can always begin again. any hour, any moment can be the beginning. you can choose that

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were–ralph:

this tweet genre is so fucking funny i need more of them

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tastefullyoffensive:

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ato-dato:

Piss off!!! Thanks!!!!!!!!!! :)))))

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commsroom:

eiffel’s problem is that he sees every injustice as an interpersonal issue. he doesn’t understand how his flippancy or apparent leniency towards hilbert might look to hera; in his mind, it doesn’t contradict his support for her. to eiffel, it seems obvious - he is also one of hilbert’s victims, hera is his friend, of course he’s completely on her side - but he fails to fully grasp how the stakes are different for her.
ep 19: “you need to stop treating this like a joke, officer eiffel.” / “hey, i’m the person for whom the joke tolls.” / “i get you’re scared he put something inside you. but i hope you haven’t forgotten emergency code alpha victor. he put that in me.” and ep 51: “they’re just jokes! they don’t really mean anything.” / “see, eiffel, you get to have that. they can be ‘just jokes’ for you because you’re… well, you. but we don’t get that.”
the issue in shut up and listen is eiffel’s repeated, if unintentional, microaggressions, but it’s also his general use of dark humor as a coping mechanism - jokes he feels justified in making because of how the subjects of those jokes have impacted him. eiffel sincerely believes in treating people equally, but his idea of 'equal treatment’ can be idealistic and naive. he has an awareness of interpersonal harm, but he’s lived most of his life without ever being confronted with the reality of structural harm - being pre-judged and othered and having his life devalued on the basis of outside categorization.
but the thing about that is that it has happened to him, too. eiffel is an addict, and a convict, and marked as from a lower socioeconomic class than minkowski or lovelace, and those things are the reasons goddard futuristics was able to buy him as prison labor and - without his consent - consider him expendable for medical experimentation. none of that is a coincidence, but he doesn’t see the systems at work, only his own actions and regrets. which he then equivocates to the worst actions of people who don’t share his sense of morality or guilt.
eiffel’s ability to recognize and bring out the humanity in the people around him is one of his best qualities, but… on the basis of his identity, he’s been able to live a life where he conceptualizes himself as the default person, and that’s been reinforced by the pop culture he loves so much. that’s a massive blind spot. he assumes everyone navigates the world in a similar way, and so, on some level, he sees everyone around him as an extension of or a reflection of himself. if evil is always personal, then it can always be reasoned with.